A simple friend identifies himself when he calls.
A real friend doesn't have to.
--*--
A simple friend opens a conversation with a full
news bulletin on his life.
A real friend says, "What's new with you?"
--*--
A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.
--*--
A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first
names.
A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.
--*--
A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your
party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.
--*--
A simple friend hates it when you call after he has
gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.
--*--
A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your
problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.
--*--
A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it.
--*--
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.
--*--
A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when
you have an argument.
A real friend knows that it's not a friendship until after you've had a fight.
--*--
A simple friend expects you to always be there for
them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you.
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